Daily Twit

• 11:53 Onions are so unappetizing at eight in the morning. #
• 19:57 The new faucet in my parents' house completely confused my aunt Margaret. #
• 23:33 Why, oh why, did the conversation have to turn to politics? And why am I not more drunk? Oh, because I'm already toast. #
• 00:52 OMG, so much wine. I think I polished off at least 2 bottles on my own. There were at least 20 people at the house. And there are 3 left. #

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