sjester

Instructions: Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. NO CHEATING.

How does the world see you?
"The Sound of Silence" (Ha!)

Will I have a happy life?
"Bury Me With It"

What do my friends really think of me?
"Tomorrow Never Knows"

Do people secretly lust after me?
"A Whisper" (That's... pretty secret.)

How can I make myself happy?
"The World Turned Upside Down" (Awesome!)

What should I do with my life?
"Waiting On the Eclipse"

Will I ever have children?
"Rose" (Funny that my answer for this question is also an A Perfect Circle song...)

What is some good advice for me?
"The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine" (So I should give myself over to hedonism? Thanks.)

How will I be remembered?
"Platypus (I Hate You)"

What is my signature dancing song?
"Hoochie Woman" (Hee!)

What do I think my current theme song is?
"Parachutes"

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
"Nice Guys Finish Last"

What song will play at my funeral?
"Scarborough Fair/Canticle"

What type of men/women do you like?
"When I Come Around" (Uh... right...)

What is my day going to be like?
"Sheep Go to Heaven"