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• 02:57 @bwvalentine Read the books. Tolkien's (not Peter Jackson's) wizards do more than two things. And only Jackson's wizards talk to moths. #
• 02:58 @nobodyknowbilly I assume it's a 505, but haven't called it. Phone phobia and all. Plus, I have a shortlist of people who could've left it. #
• 02:59 Why, oh why must the coworker who doesn't date coworkers keep flirting so much? #

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